Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Why you should get a tattoo

I have two tattoos...both you wouldn't be able to see if I had my bathing suit bottoms on. He Who Shall Not Be Named had a tattoo sleeve, and other tattoos. Comic...tattoos. I can only recall one person I've had sex with who didn't have any tattoos AND was good in bed. There's something about having tattoos and being uninhibited and willing to try things and not caring so much what people think about them that make tattoo men amazing in bed.

Now when I meet people one of the first things I ask is do you have a tattoo? This is just my experience. It is not a scientific study, although I could probably say 8 out of 10 who have tattoos are good in bed. What do you think about this? Do you have any tattoos? If so, what do you have? If not, why don't you have any?

12 comments:

Always a Bridesmaid said...

The guy I dated for 6+ years (The Murse on my blog) had a tat on his calf. Of Mickey Mouse. Dressed as the wizard in Fantasia. But instead of holding a crystal ball, he was holding a soccer ball. Ummm... yeah.

Andy said...

I don't have any because I'd look more out of place with a tattoo than Vin Diesel at the Oscars. But I can see the merit. Capricorn has a tattoo on her shoulder.

slopmaster said...

you can go to options on blogger and turn off word verification.

OK, I guess I need a tattoo. Where and what kind of tattoos do you like? I've had mine picked out for years but for job and now traveling reasons I haven't acted on it yet.

Sparks said...

oh, i am totally with you on this. i'm a sucker for tattoos. and maybe it's just a coincidence, but i find guys with major tattoos (sleeves, full upper back, etc) ARE better in bed! why is that?!

as for me, i have wanted a tattoo for years, but just the mere mention of it puts my mom in tears. and even if she never found out, i can't do anything that makes my mama cry.

tip though - i've had more than one guy tell me the sexiest tattoos for girls are on the side, along the rib cage. interesting, no? i imagine that's hot while you're young. but picture a sagging lumpy side tattoo 40 years from now. ick!

words words words said...

I don't have any tattoos. There are some images I really like, but I always think, "Am I going to want this on my body when I'm 80?" The tattoo/good in bed linkage is troubling. Maybe I should just draw some with Sharpies :)

d said...

I do not have any tattoos, however, my ex had a half-sleeve and a number of other tattoos.

Tattoos are hot. I think it is the whole thing of the lack of inhibition.

Piercings, however, are a huge dealbreaker for me.

Elwood said...

I don't have any tatoos because it's against my religion (I'm Jewish). I'm not really that observant but follow it in a traditional sense that I just can't see me getting a tatoo.

However, I do think they are cool and have yet to date someone that has a tatoo (my ex was Jewish also).

I did have an eyebrow ring when I lived in Australia but it fell down the shower drain when I moved back home that I never got to see if it had any effect with getting dates.

Caplyst said...

I don't have any tats and I am a good lover. Tats on women very fucking sexy.

LBluca77 said...

I have a tattoo and i do rock in bed.

Elwood said...

You got me out of retirement, now it's my turn: Why'd you stop blogging! Come back!

Caplyst said...

I am too chicken shit to get a tattoo and also I don't think one would look good on me. I love them on women, however..

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